THIS is why you're FAT

I love this website! www.thisiswhyyourefat.com There are so many great recipes. I propose we have a party and everyone has to make something from this site. Who's in?

A few highlights:

Meat Cake - Meatloaf with potatoes and ketchup for icing.


The Bacone - A bacon cone filled with scrambled eggs and country gravy topped with a biscuit.


Mega Double Stuff Oreo


Corn Dog Pizza


Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheese Burgers

I did Hannah's Q&A

I thought Hannah's Q&A was interesting, so I thought I'd do one for an easy blog post.

1. First thing you wash in the shower? My arms
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? gray
3. Do you plan outfits? very, very, very, very, rarely
4. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Mentally, great, physically, sore
5. What's the closest thing to you that's red? Red sharpie
6. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? My boss was at my house early in the morning with his wife and kids eating cereal – it seemed really normal in the dream
7. Did you meet anybody new today? Nope.
8. What are you craving right now? Pizza, always pizza
9. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Stinky
10. Are you emotional? nah
11. Have you ever counted to 1,000? probably
12. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Bite it – I hate soft serve
13. Do you like your hair? Nope, but it’s easy to do after the gym in the morning
14. Do you like yourself? Most of the time
15. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? I would like to plan the lunch and then not show up – take that former leader of the free world!
16. What are you listening to right now? Typing, a small fan, people talking in the hallway at work
17. Are your parents strict? They were pretty cool.
18. Would you go sky diving? Totally!
19. Do you like cottage cheese? Yes, but a little burned out on it right now.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity? No, but I would love to meet Joel and Ethan Cohen
21. Do you rent movies often? I go in spurts
22. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in? not one thing
23. How many countries have you visited? 2 – Canada and Mexico, *yawn*
24. Have you made a prank phone call? Many
25. Ever been on a train? Only recently – the Heber Creeper and I was so barfy!
26. Brown or white eggs? White – brown creep me out a little bit
27. Do you have a cell-phone? No, I have an iPhone – booyah!
28. Do you use chap stick? Yes, and Burt’s Bee’s Wax and some free stuff from work
29. Do you own a gun? I have 2 shotguns and 1 handgun and I babysit a .22 Ruger rifle that is not technically mine
30. Can you use chop sticks? Very clumsily, I like silverware better, unless its sushi

31. Who are you going to be with tonight? Randy, some friends and a t.v. with the Jazz game on
32. Are you too forgiving? With people I like, yes. With people I don’t like, no.

33. Ever been in love? YES
34. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? Not sure I have one
35. Ever have cream puffs? Yes, gross!
36. Last time you cried? Can’t remember
37. What was the last question you asked? Do you want us to proceed with that?
38. Favorite time of the year? Spring and Fall are tied
39. Do you have any tattoos? No, I don’t think anything stays in fashion as long as good old fashioned skin

40. Are you sarcastic? Of course
41. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? Yes, it was weird and cool
42. Have you ever walked into a wall? Yes
43. Favorite color? Green
44. Have you ever slapped someone? yes
45. Is your hair curly? curly
46. What was the last CD you bought? M. Ward – Hold Time

47. Do looks matter? Not that much, but if someone is really homely looking I have to laugh.
48. Could you ever forgive a cheater? Yes
49. Is your phone bill sky high? You mean my iPhone bill? – no, my work pays it :)
50. Do you like your life right now? For the most part
51. Do you sleep with the TV on? Only if it’s a short nap, never at night
52. Can you handle the truth? I like the truth, it makes things easier
53. Do you have good vision? Yes, thanks to surgery
54. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? I would like to say NO here, but I probably do
55. How often do you talk on the phone? As little as possible, I like texts and email better
56. What are you wearing? Work clothes, you know the kind where you try to look kinda like you care…
57. What is your favorite animal? Wild ones – to look at and sometimes shoot at
58. Where was your default picture taken? My facebook pic was taken in my laundry room
59. Can you hula hoop? I thought I could until I tried a few months ago, it seemed hard
60. Do you have a job? I am at it right now, taking a lunch break
61. What was the most recent thing you bought? Hummus, pita chips and an orange from Walmart

62. Have you ever crawled through a window? Not since being a teenager, but I had enough experience to last a lifetime.

He was an ice cream man, she was a New York lawyer...

I hate romantic comedies - I. HATE. them. It's not just that they are so predictable or that the acting sucks. It makes me really sad that there are so many good movies out there like this one, or this one, or this, or this, or this one, this one, or even this. After watching a romantic comedy, people try to convince themselves and their friends that they just saw a good movie. These movies are marketed for dating and for people who don't understand love and relationships enough to get a date. The reason they don't understand relationships is because........ (drum roll please) they watch too many romantic comedies! If you're with me, check out this post - I was laughing my guts out!!


If you still insist on seeing these movies, let me take the liberty of ruining the plot of every single one:

Step 1 - Two unlikely people fall in love
Step 2 - There is some sort of misunderstanding that you know about, but the characters do not.
Step 3 - The misunderstanding is resolved in a very humorous and cutesy way
Step 4 - End of movie wedding scene is optional, but can be soooooooo cute!